Okay, but like—
What if when Bucky comes back, instead of Steve having to protect and kind of gently usher Bucky back into the world, Bucky leaps right back into protecting Steve.
Tony calls Steve “spangly” one too many times and Bucky uncurls his fingers real slow and says “My arm’s pretty spangly now too, Stark, whatsit to you?”
Thor and Steve spar and Bucky is so horrified when he happens upon them beating the crap out of each other that he plucks Mjolnir from where Thor’s tossed it and he points it at Steve accusatorily and is like, “A hammer? You’re letting hammers beat on you now? Over my dead body, pal—” and he’s the only one who doesn’t get it that he just picked up Mjolnir holy shit because he’s so busy waving Mjolnir around and lecturing Steve
Fox News calls Steve an anti-patriot one too many times so Bucky makes Natasha help him hack their Facebook page and leave hundreds of vaguely threatening messages which are ostensibly from different people except all of them have the same profile picture which is just the Cap star painted on a bionic fucking arm as a symbol of undying loyalty
Bucky keeps beating up villains before Steve can even get to them, like at this point even Doom has noticed so he tries to avoid even looking at Steve because that’d pretty much guarantee getting a couple of his nicest Doombots ripped the fuck apart without any ceremony at all and Steve wouldn’t mind except last battle against the Wrecking Crew, Bucky was benched because he had hurt himself and even then he managed to co-op the comms with helpful “suggestions” that were actually thinly veiled orders to flank Steve instead of, you know, fight the bad guy
The Quinjet gets retrofitted with a “Cap-net” because Bucky is fed up with Steve jumping out of fucking planes
Just—give me all the “Bucky, I’m 95 not nine” and “Well if you’re so fucking old, stop acting like a kid, wear a goddamned coat in the rain, Steve—“
(Source: gingerhaze, via sapphirecarnage)
Ok, another giveaway is starting as promised.
Next up for grabs are these:
2 copies of Marvel The Art of Captain America - The Winter Soldier
This is a brand new 200+ page glossy color/b&w book with lots of great pictures of the production/design of the movie.
You don’t have to be following me, but I’m giving one copy away to followers only. The other copy is open to all.
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I will pick the winners using a random number generator.
Contest ends on May 1st at 11:59 pm.
Newton’s Apple Tree.
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
birthday: april 14
single or taken: single
eye color: blue/grey
middle name: jeanine
favorite color: chartreuse
lucky number: 14
hogwarts house [x]: hufflepuff
favorite fictional character: steve rogers, newt geiszler, benny the spaceman, garnet
favorite television show: hannibal and steven universe
favorite season: spring
describe yourself in a few words: quiet, usually drinking apple juice
future children’s names: arthur
ultimate otp: me/apple juice
what do you plan to/do for a living: animation
starbucks order: chai tea latte
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert
dawn or dusk: dusk
righty or lefty: righty
coffee or tea: tea
rain or shine: shine
reading or writing: reading
(Source: banditswan, via forgeling)
dont ask me the amount of benny designs i have…. there are…. too.. many..
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.